thebookpile's Third Law of Grad School

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3. During class discussion, if you insist on starting each of your hyper-pro-capitalist rants with "We don't live in Russia" or "We don't live in Scandinavia", you should bring a large map to class. When making said statements, point emphatically at these countries to show how far away they are from North America.

Optional Addition: State the distance in kilometers from your current location to their capital cities.